was always agin new fangled arrangements—somehow he never could abide’em. You know how it is with old habits. But by an’ by Tom Quartz begin to git sort of reconciled a little, though he never could altogether understand that eternal sinkin’ of a shaft an’ never pannin’ out any thing. At last he got to comin’ down in the shaft, hisself, to try to cipher it out. An’ when he’d git the blues, ’n’ feel kind o’scruffy, ’n’ aggravated ’n’ disgusted—knowin’ as he did, that the bills was runnin’ up all the time an’ we warn’t makin’ a cent—he would curl up on a gunny sack in the corner an’ go to sleep. Well, one day when the shaft was down about eight foot, the rock got so hard that we had to put in a blast—the first blast’n’ we’d ever done since Tom Quartz was born. An’ then we lit the fuse ’n’ clumb out ’n’ got off ’bout fifty yards—’n’ forgot ’n’ left Tom Quartz sound asleep on the gunny sack.

Roughing It
Table of Contents
- Prefatory. 10
- Chapter I. 12
- Chapter II. 17
- Chapter III. 28
- Chapter IV. 43
- Chapter V. 64
- Chapter VI. 74
- Chapter VII. 85
- Chapter VIII. 101
- Chapter IX. 110
- Chapter X. 121
- Chapter XI. 137
- Chapter XII. 154
- Chapter XIII. 175
- Chapter XIV. 184
- Chapter XV. 191
- Chapter XVI. 205
- Chapter XVII. 227
- Chapter XVIII. 237
- Chapter XIX. 245
- Chapter XX. 253
- Chapter XXI. 267
- Chapter XXII. 286
- Chapter XXIII. 296
- Chapter XXIV. 307
- Chapter XXV. 320
- Chapter XXVI. 334
- Chapter XXVII. 345
- Chapter XXVIII. 354
- Chapter XXIX. 365
- Chapter XXX. 375
- Chapter XXXI. 385
- Chapter XXXII. 404
- Chapter XXXIII. 414
- Chapter XXXIV. 420
- Chapter XXXV. 432
- Chapter XXXVI. 439
- Chapter XXXVII. 451
- Chapter XXXVIII. 463
- Chapter XXXIX. 472
- Chapter XL. 484
- Chapter XLI. 499
- Chapter XLII. 513
- Chapter XLIII. 525
- Chapter XLIV. 538
- Chapter XLV. 551
- Chapter XLVI. 564
- Chapter XLVII. 581
- Chapter XLVIII. 601
- Chapter XLIX. 615
- Chapter L. 629
- Chapter LI. 643
- The Aged Pilot Man. 660
- Chapter LII. 669
- Chapter LIII. 686
- The Story Of The Old Ram. 688
- Chapter LIV. 699
- Chapter LV. 713
- Chapter LVI. 732
- Chapter LVII. 744
- Chapter LVIII. 753
- Chapter LIX. 769
- Chapter LX. 782
- Chapter LXI. 791
- Chapter LXII. 802
- Chapter LXIII. 823
- Chapter LXIV. 832
- Chapter LXV. 845
- Chapter LXVI. 859
- Chapter LXVII. 872
- Chapter LXVIII. 890
- Chapter LXIX. 910
- Chapter LXX. 921
- Chapter LXXI. 936
- Chapter LXXII. 946
- Chapter LXXIII. 958
- Chapter LXXIV. 972
- Chapter LXXV. 983
- Chapter LXXVI. 992
- Chapter LXXVII. 1006
- Chapter LXXIII. 1018
- Chapter LXXIX. 1028
- Moral. 1040
- Appendix. 1041
- Brief Sketch Of Mormon History. 1042
- C. Concerning A Frightful Assassination That Was Never Consummated 1065
- Seeming Plot For Assassination Miscarried. 1068